Britney Spears never seems to remain out of the tabloids, unfortunately for her most of the publicity is bad publicity although some would say all publicity is good publicity? I found this cruel but funny Britney Spear’s tribute singer, watch and enjoy.

I have used plumbers and tradesmen in the past and one thing they seem to lack is a sense of humor, does it come with the skill that they develop and that look that says “this is going to be expensive but I can do you a favor”… This guy certainly looks like one I would call if I had a problem..

Speaking to several other people from all walks of life, I have compiled a top ten “I wish they would invent that list” and here it is. I have left off a few obvious choices like an end to world poverty, a cure for every illness and a tree that grows money as I was looking for things that I say the word loosely be invented.

1) Teleporter – Everyone wants to get where they’re going, faster, with less time in airplanes and security lines: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 0/10

2) Weight Loss Pill – No more diets, pop a pill and watch your belly shrink can you imagine eating as much as you like and one tablet burns all those calories away: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 7/10.

3) 100% Coverage Mobile Phone – No more bad reception areas, you are most likely to need your mobile phone when you are in a remote location, unfortunately it is also the most likely place for your phone not to work: Chances of it happening in next 10 years 9/10

4) Hair Growth Shampoo – We are talking real hair, not some spray hair in a can garbage, shampoo that really would make your hair start to grow again: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 0/10.

5) Universal Charger – We travel the world and we need to take chargers for our ipods, laptops, mobile phones, digital camera and blackberrys, it would be so nice to take just the one charger: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 9/10.

6) World-Wide Wi Fi – No more Internet connection problems, access the Internet from anywhere in the world for FREE: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 3/10.

7) Fully Automated Cars – Select destination and hit go, no more getting stressed with other road users and no more traffic jams: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 0/10.

8) Instant Translators – Talk from a telephone handset in England and your voice gets instantly translated to the country you are calling: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 8/10.

9) House Robot  – A device that washes, cooks, irons and does the vacuuming around the home: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 1/10.

10) Memory Implant – A chip that can be implanted into your brain allowing you to remember more information and think quicker: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 1/10.

Feel free to add your own to the list and don’t forget to bookmark and come back in 10 years time!!

I found the following image quite amusing, it makes you wonder what his neighbour did to upset him so much.

Who cares what the weather is, just remember to keep your legs shut when wearing a short skirt and your on tv!!

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This one is very tricky *tip* try to get your mouse pointer on the ball before hitting.

Guido Daniele was born in Soverato (CZ - Italy) and now lives and works in Milan. Since 1986 he has been working and improving his personal usage of airbrush: he paints back-stages in different sizes (the biggest ones can be 400 square metres) for artistic and advertising pictures, tv commercials and tv programmes. In 1990 he added a new artistic experience to his previous ones: using the body paintingtechnique he creates and paints models bodies for different situations such as advertising pictures and commercials, fashion events and exhibitions.

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I did question why anyone would want to get up and move away from the Aura Workstation from Poetic Technologies. I think I might have just found the answer in a luxury bathroom set-up by LG.

Large enough to seat two people (why would you want to share a bath with your friend when the football is on?) and with 32 jets to massage and relax your body this might be something you would remain seated in far too long and come out looking like a wrinkled prune.

I wonder if the screen would get steamed up… Maybe a good idea to have two people, you would need someone to clear the screen and operate the remote control for you now wouldn’t you??

The “Aura” by Poetic Technologies, for anyone like me who spends too long in front of the computer already apart from wanting to visit the lavatory why else would you want to vacate this beauty? Like many other high-tech chairs the Aura caters to its owner’s posture, in this case we are talking of a seven-way adjustable chair that can be ordered with inflatable and deflatable cushions.

The entire workstation handles up to four monitors and it can be rotated up to 120 degrees aimed at preventing glare, in fact it can be programmed to rotate 120 degrees every day over eight hours to follow the sun’s path…

As if that it not enough this seriously sexy workstation controls its own micro-climate, electronically filtering oxygen before delivery and letting its occupant change air settings up to 21.5 times per hour, the Aura can also be ordered with optional radiant heating. If this chair was a woman, it would be; Scarlett Johansson, Keira Knightley, Jessica Alba, Angelina Jolie and Adriana Lima rolled into one.