As we approach the second week of Wimbledon (a grand slam tennis tournament and great place to see celebrity upskirt) it is a shame to see the exit of such a pretty blonde French girl Tatiana Golovin. The 19 year old caused headlines for the wrong reasons earlier this week because she was wearing red panties. Wimbledon operates a strict dress code of white and according to the rules, if the hem-line of the player’s underwear is above or below a certain measure it is okay to be considered underwear.

Tatiana’s red panties were measured and were deemed (by the referee) to be underwear and not shorts. If they had been deemed as shorts then she would have been disqualified (why would she not have been allowed to take them off, well change them?) Yes you are thinking the same as me, I want to be a tennis referee if it means you spend your day measuring the size of tennis players panties!! I am assuming they were measured while still on, can you imagine that as your claim to fame, I am a celebrity panties measurer…

A sobbing Paris Hilton was sent back to jail today. The 26-year-old screamed for her mother at the end of a one hour hearing which ruled she must now complete her full jail term after originally being let out after three days on medical grounds. Hilton sobbed the whole through the hearing in the Los Angeles court, before screaming, “It’s not right!” when she was told by Judge Sauer she would have to return to the Century Regional Detention Facility.

There are a few that feel sorry for Paris, I have even seen an online petition for her fans to sign demanding that she be released and there are those that will feel justice has been done. There are two kinds of people with money, those that have earned it through hard work and those that have inherited. Unfortunately those that inherit money feel that money can buy you everything, it is not until it is taken away for a few days that they realise what a drug it has become.

Britney Spears never seems to remain out of the tabloids, unfortunately for her most of the publicity is bad publicity although some would say all publicity is good publicity? I found this cruel but funny Britney Spear’s tribute singer, watch and enjoy.

Who cares what the weather is, just remember to keep your legs shut when wearing a short skirt and your on tv!!

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I recently went to London on the same day as the premier for Spiderman 3, it wasn’t until I got home and saw it on the news that I realized it was premier day for the movie. This got me thinking, how many times have I passed a celebrity in the street and not noticed? Going by this free movie clip of celebrities without make-up I would say the chances of me standing next to a famous person in a supermarket queue and not having a clue who they are is pretty good.

A couple were pretty harsh to be included in the list, I didn’t think Pamela Anderson looked bad nor did but Mariah Carey in fact I thought they looked pretty good without make up. However Courtney Love and Rosanna Arquette are going to need more than a little make up to sort themselves out.