As we approach the second week of Wimbledon (a grand slam tennis tournament and great place to see celebrity upskirt) it is a shame to see the exit of such a pretty blonde French girl Tatiana Golovin. The 19 year old caused headlines for the wrong reasons earlier this week because she was wearing red panties. Wimbledon operates a strict dress code of white and according to the rules, if the hem-line of the player’s underwear is above or below a certain measure it is okay to be considered underwear.

Tatiana’s red panties were measured and were deemed (by the referee) to be underwear and not shorts. If they had been deemed as shorts then she would have been disqualified (why would she not have been allowed to take them off, well change them?) Yes you are thinking the same as me, I want to be a tennis referee if it means you spend your day measuring the size of tennis players panties!! I am assuming they were measured while still on, can you imagine that as your claim to fame, I am a celebrity panties measurer…

Call it my sick sense of humour but the expression on this kids face as this creature pops its head through the car window is priceless. Actually I think it was an expression of shock, looking at it a second time one has to wonder which creature is actually in shock, both expressions are very much similar.

The humping dog comes straight from Japan, one of the world leaders in completely useless but must have gadgets. The dog plugs straight into your USB socket and away he goes like he’s found a bitch on heat… Don’t expect anything else apart from the novelty factor from this dog, he’s not a flash drive and he doesn’t light up, however he will provide you with hours of fun watching the expressions on strangers faces on the commute to work.

Next time think about where you are standing or what you are standing next to before allowing your picture to be taken for a holiday snap, this is certainly one for the album.

Britney Spears never seems to remain out of the tabloids, unfortunately for her most of the publicity is bad publicity although some would say all publicity is good publicity? I found this cruel but funny Britney Spear’s tribute singer, watch and enjoy.

I have used plumbers and tradesmen in the past and one thing they seem to lack is a sense of humor, does it come with the skill that they develop and that look that says “this is going to be expensive but I can do you a favor”… This guy certainly looks like one I would call if I had a problem..

Speaking to several other people from all walks of life, I have compiled a top ten “I wish they would invent that list” and here it is. I have left off a few obvious choices like an end to world poverty, a cure for every illness and a tree that grows money as I was looking for things that I say the word loosely be invented.

1) Teleporter – Everyone wants to get where they’re going, faster, with less time in airplanes and security lines: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 0/10

2) Weight Loss Pill – No more diets, pop a pill and watch your belly shrink can you imagine eating as much as you like and one tablet burns all those calories away: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 7/10.

3) 100% Coverage Mobile Phone – No more bad reception areas, you are most likely to need your mobile phone when you are in a remote location, unfortunately it is also the most likely place for your phone not to work: Chances of it happening in next 10 years 9/10

4) Hair Growth Shampoo – We are talking real hair, not some spray hair in a can garbage, shampoo that really would make your hair start to grow again: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 0/10.

5) Universal Charger – We travel the world and we need to take chargers for our ipods, laptops, mobile phones, digital camera and blackberrys, it would be so nice to take just the one charger: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 9/10.

6) World-Wide Wi Fi – No more Internet connection problems, access the Internet from anywhere in the world for FREE: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 3/10.

7) Fully Automated Cars – Select destination and hit go, no more getting stressed with other road users and no more traffic jams: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 0/10.

8) Instant Translators – Talk from a telephone handset in England and your voice gets instantly translated to the country you are calling: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 8/10.

9) House Robot  – A device that washes, cooks, irons and does the vacuuming around the home: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 1/10.

10) Memory Implant – A chip that can be implanted into your brain allowing you to remember more information and think quicker: Chances of it happening in the next 10 years 1/10.

Feel free to add your own to the list and don’t forget to bookmark and come back in 10 years time!!

I found the following image quite amusing, it makes you wonder what his neighbour did to upset him so much.

Who cares what the weather is, just remember to keep your legs shut when wearing a short skirt and your on tv!!

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